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Jerry: Maybe cheapness is a sense. You know it is better without this big wallet. It's more comfortable.
George: It doesn't matter if it's more comfortable. It's wrong.
Jerry: Why?
George pulling out his wallet.
George: Because important things go in a case. You got a skull for your brain, a plastic sleeve for your comb, and a wallet for your money.
Jerry holding up a hamburger while holding George's wallet.
Jerry: But look at this thing. It's-it's huge. You got more cow here than here.
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There you have it, folks, the dilemma of the century. Is it possible for a man to stay organized without crippling himself by having an enormous brick of leather jutting out from his pockets?
The answer is YES! The spine cracking days of painfully sitting on fat gigantic rectangles are over. A new dawn is upon us! Let the Millenium Leather Card Wallet save your body from needless pain, suffering, and horrific trips to the chiropractor.
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