David Lynch

“I don't like the word ironic. I like the word absurdity, and I don't really understand the word 'irony' too much. The irony comes when you try to verbalize the absurd. When irony happens without words, it's much more exalted.”

“The ideas dictate everything, you have to be true to that or you're dead.”

-David Lynch

Pill Holders

These promotional pill holders come in a variety of styles and colors so that you can keep them neat and organized for a maximum benefit to your body.

Soft Promotional Items

These promotional stuffed animals come in a variety of colors, shapes, and characters, and are perfect to draw a variety of customers to your company promotion. Click the picture to learn more about the item.

Shaped Magnets: Style & Creativity

Shaped magets are avaliable in a wide variety of clever shapes and symbols to represent your cause or promotional event perfectly.

Anodized Carabiners

Try this handy anodized carabiner for a professional look.

Professionalism

I began wearing hats as a young lawyer because it helped me to establish my professional identity. Before that, whenever I was at a meeting, someone would ask me to get coffee.
-Bella Abzug

“You have to perform at a consistently higher level than others. That's the mark of a true professional."
-Joe Paterno

Promotional Solutions: H2go Cabo BPA-Free

Having a Company Convention? A Sporting Event? A Fundraiser? These popular H2go Cabo bottles are an excellent choice for many occasions. They are BPA free and available in a variety of impressive colors for a promotional effect that is sure to last.

Words to Live By

A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business.
-Henry Ford

Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no hope at all.
-Dale Carnegie

Colorful Mesh Zippered Pouch

Keep it together with the Mid Size Colorful Mesh Zippered Pouch. Great for a trip to the beach, park, or store, and its avaliable in four fashionable colors to get just the right look.

Rogers

"A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth."

-Will Rogers

Fashion Blanket

This sweatshirt blanket is perfect to take to the cabin or for a trip to the beach.

Politics

"Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important."

-Eugene J. McCarthy

Moral Society

"The ultimate test of a moral society is the kind of world that it leaves to its children."

- Dietrich Bonhoeffer, German theologian

Squeeze-A-Tube

Check out the handy Squeeze-A-Tube.

Benjamin

"Moderation in all things -- including moderation...."

-Benjamin Franklin

Garbo

“Every one of us lives his life just once; if we are honest, to live once is enough”

-Greta Garbo

Dodge Ball!

Give your company a little bounce with these flashy promotional Dodge Balls!

Marlene Dietrich

Once a woman has forgiven her man, she must not reheat his sins for breakfast.

-Marlene Dietrich

Belly

The belly rules the mind. ~Spanish Proverb

Flashy Promotional Mugs

These fanastic color choices, handsome imprint options, and brilliantly designed mugs are sure to be a smash at your next promotional event. Employees and customers will enjoy using this product for their favorite drinks.

Staying Alive

"It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change."

-Charles Darwin

Have Some Rice

“. . . as they die, the ones we love, we lose our witnesses, our watchers, those who know and understand the tiny little meaningless patterns, those words drawn in water with a stick. And there is nothing left but the endless flow.”

"You reach deep down and bring up what feels absolutely authentic to you as you move along with the book, but you don't know everything about it. You can't."

"I read The Old Curiosity Shop before I began Blackwood Farm. I was amazed at the utter madness in that book."

-Anne Rice

Basketball Paper Weight

Brighten up your desk and office with this classy basket ball paper weight. Its the perfect promotional item to spread your name.

James

"An actor must interpret life, and in order to do so must be willing to accept all the experiences life has to offer. In fact, he must seek out more of life than life puts at his feet."

-James Dean

Cat Stevens

I always knew looking back on my tears would bring me laughter, but I never knew looking back on my laughter would make me cry.

-Cat Stevens

Bullet Travel Thermos

Add some class with the 16 oz Bullet Travel thermos. These promotional thermos bottles will be remembered by employees, clients and prospects.

Balzac

"A good husband is never the first to go to sleep at night or the last to awake in the morning."

-Honore De Balzac

Elizabeth

"A clear and innocent conscience fears nothing."

"Do not tell secrets to those whose faith and silence you have not already tested."
-Elizabeth I

Guy & Tina

“You don't need strength to let go of something. What you really need is understanding.”
- Guy Finley

"Sometimes you've got to let everything go - purge yourself. If you are unhappy with anything . . . whatever is bringing you down, get rid of it. Because you'll find that when you're free, your true creativity, your true self comes out.”
-Tina Turner

2 in 1 Garden Set

Grow something beautiful with this handy promotional garden set.

Janet

"My first crush was Barry Manilow. He performed on TV and I taped it. When no was around I'd kiss the screen."

-Janet Jackson

Oprah

"Do the one thing you think you cannot do. Fail at it. Try again. Do better the second time. The only people who never tumble are those who never mount the high wire. This is your moment. Own it."

-Oprah Winfrey

Feline Magnet

These adorable cat magnets make an excellent promotional item for both customers and employees.

Bob

"No one is free, even the birds are chained to the sky."

"Money doesn't talk, it swears."

"All this talk about equality. The only thing people really have in common is that they are all going to die."

"This land is your land and this land is my land, sure, but the world is run by those that never listen to music anyway."

"What good are fans? You can't eat applause for breakfast. You can't sleep with it."

"When you cease to exist, then who will you blame?"

-BOB DYLAN

Ralph

“Once you make a decision, the universe conspires to make it happen.”

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

Bouncing Flashing BuzBalls

Give your next promotional an electric buzz with these Bouncing Flashing Buzballs!

David

“I always had a repulsive need to be something more than human.”

-David Bowie

Billy

"If you are not doing what you love, you are wasting your time."

-Billy Joel

Hammer Time

The Burnt Orange Taylor Percussion Hammer is an excellent promotional item.

Commager

"The fact is that censorship always defeats its own purpose, for it creates, in the end, the kind of society that is incapable of exercising real discretion."

~Henry Steele Commager

Thom

"I think sometimes all the charities are doing is mopping up the blood. It's a shame."

-Thom Yorke

Exercise Shirts!

These shirts are perfect for the gymn or for your morning jog.

Clark

“I'm just a lucky slob from Ohio who happened to be in the right place at the right time.”

-Clark Gable

Gwen

"Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for halloween everyday."

-Gwen Stefani

Pink Ribbon Bear

Promote breast cancer awareness with this adorable Pink Ribbon Bear!

Marcel

"I have forced myself to contradict myself in order to avoid conforming to my own taste."

-Marcel Duchamp

Karl

"Sell a man a fish, he eats for a day, teach a man how to fish, you ruin a wonderful business opportunity."

-Karl Marx

.

I, with a deeper instinct, choose a man who compels my strength, who makes enormous demands on me, who does not doubt my courage or my toughness,who does not believe me naïve or innocent, who has the courage to treat me like a woman.
~Anaïs Nin

I see my body as an instrument, rather than an ornament.
~Alanis Morissette

Men are taught to apologize for their weaknesses, women for their strengths.
~Lois Wyse

Clare Boothe Luce

Because I am a woman, I must make unusual efforts to succeed. If I fail, no one will say, "She doesn't have what it takes." They will say, "Women don't have what it takes."

~Clare Boothe Luce

Kazoos

Breath new air into your next promotion with these colorful Classic Kazoos!

Swimmer

"He who burns his bridges better be a damn good swimmer."

~Author Unknown

Marley

"I like to see you move with the rhythm; I Like to see when you're dancing' from within"

-Bob Marley

Pink Ribbon Fashion Watch

This Pink Ribbon Fashion Watch is the perfect promotional item to show your support for this noble cause.

Timmy

“I've always been more comfortable making my decisions from the subconscious level, or more emotionally, because I find it is more truthful to me, Intellectually, I don't think like that because I get uncomfortable. I'm more wary of my intellectual mind, of becoming delusional if I think of it too much.”

-Tim Burton

Angelina

"If I think more about death than some other people, it is probably because I love life more than they do."

-Angelina Jolie

Chanukah Mug

The menorah on this Chanukah Mug lights up when you fill it with your favorite hot drink.

Timothy

“In the information age, you don't teach philosophy as they did after feudalism. You perform it. If Aristotle were alive today he'd have a talk show.”

-Timothy Leary

Let Them Go

"If you love somebody, let them go, for if they return, they were always yours. And if they don't, they never were."

-Kahlil Gibran

Oval Pill Boxes

These Oval Pill Boxes are a snappy way to keep yourself healthy.

Dior

"Women are most fascinating between the ages of 35 and 40 after they have won a few races and know how to pace themselves. Since few women ever pass 40, maximum fascination can continue indefinitely."

-Christian Dior

Coco Chanel

“In order to be irreplaceable one must always be different.”

-Coco Chanel

Pill Bottles

Get your fix with these promotional pill bottles.

Mr. Barry

"The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.”

-Dave Barry

Paltrow

“I don't really understand the concept of having a career, or what agents mean when they say they're building one for you. I just do things I think will be interesting and that have integrity. I hate those tacky, pointless, big, fluffy, unimportant movies."

-Gwyneth Paltrow

Quack!

Don't let your next promotion become a quack!
These funny and bazaar rubber ducks come in a variety of styles and themes. Click here to see the vampire duck.

Elton

“Anyone who lip-synchs in public on stage when you pay 75 pounds to see them should be shot.”

-Elton John

Rach

“Music is enough for a lifetime, but a lifetime is not enough for music”

-Sergie Rachmoninov

Jelly Mouse Pad

This Jelly Mouse Pad is the perfect promotional item to help you and your fellow employees to relax at work.

Napoleon

"The best way to keep one's word is not to give it."

-Napoleon

Twain

"Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great."

-Mark Twain

Zesty Chili Pen

This Zesty Chili Pen will give your next promotional event some flavor!

Donald

"Sometimes your best investments are the ones you don't make."

-Donald Trump

Ford

"Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young."

-Henry Ford

Unisex Canvas Sport Watch

Be on time to all your important appointments with the Unisex Canvas Sport Watch.

Darwin

"A moral being is one who is capable of reflecting on his past actions and their motives - of approving of some and disapproving of others."

-Charles Darwin

Harry

"I make the most money, I think, in Russia and Paris, for the people of those countries are so willing to be amused, so eager to see something new and out of the ordinary."

-Harry Houdini

Moon Stress Toy

This Moon Stress Toy is the perfect gift.

John Ruskins

“No lying knight or lying priest ever prospered in any age, but especially not in the dark ones. Men prospered then only in following an openly declared purpose, and preaching candidly beloved and trusted creeds.”

-John Ruskins

Charles

“Never make a defense or apology before you are accused.”

- Charles I

Copper Beverage Tub

Everyone will love this delicious promotional gift.

Bjork

"Usually when you see females in movies, they feel like they have these metallic structures around them, they are caged in by male energy."

-Bjork

Chaplin

"Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot."

- Charlie Chaplin

Beach Tub Cooler

This Pacific Beach Tub Cooler is the perfect way to add some color to your next picnick on the beach.

Donny

"You have to believe in yourself, otherwise you can't do it. If you don't believe in yourself, how do expect anyone else to? Because ultimately, you're the one who has to do it."

-Donny Osmond

The Body

"Blood is that fragile scarlet tree we carry within us."

~Osbert Sitwell

Inner Tube Stress Toy

Robert

"Because, you know, you're in Utah. And because of its political conservatism, if you can make it there, you can make it anywhere.”

-Robert Redford

Gandhi

“God forbid that India should ever take to industrialism after the manner of the west... keeping the world in chains. If [our nation] took to similar economic exploitation, it would strip the world bare like locusts."

-Mahatma Gandhi

Super Balls!

Have fun in bulk with these dazzling super balls!

Albert

"True religion is real living; living with all one's soul, with all one's goodness and righteousness."

-Albert Einstein

Monroe

"Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul."

-Marilyn Monroe

Tools

These flathead screwdrivers make excellent gifts for anyone.

Lois Wyse

“Men are taught to apologize for their weaknesses, women for their strengths."

-Lois Wyse quotes

The Only Way

"The only way to make sure people you agree with can speak is to support the rights of people you don't agree with."

-Eleanor Holmes Norton

Massager

Sore shoulders or back? Let this sleek massager release the tension.

Hoffer

“We have rudiments of reverence for the human body,
but we consider as nothing the rape of the human mind.”

-Eric Hoffer

Shaw

"You cannot believe in honor until you have achieved it, better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world"

-George Bernard Shaw

Starmark

I love these! Five bright colors in one marker. The Starmark is perfect for children and adults. Its great for highlighting important documents or for fun art projects.

Whoopi

“Normal is nothing more than a cycle on a washing machine”

-Whoopi Goldberg