Computers

"If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in."

-Bradley's Bromide

Take A Nap

This sleep set is the perfect thing to help you rest on that long plane ride.

Henry

He enjoys true leisure who has time to improve his soul's estate.

-Henry David Thoreau

Pope

"Do good by stealth, and blush to find it fame."

-Alexander Pope

Black Beach Balls

These shiny black beach balls will make a perfect convesation piece at your next beach party.

Anger

“In a controversy, the instant we feel anger, we have already ceased striving for truth and have begun striving for ourselves"

-Abraham J. Heschel

Charllote

“Conventionality is not morality. Self-righteousness is not religion. To attack the first is not to assail the last.”

-Charllote Bronte

Coasters!

Protect your table and add some class to your next get together with these handsome and durable coasters.

Agnes De Mille

"To dance is to be out of yourself. Larger, more beautiful, more powerful. This is power, it is glory on earth and it is yours for the taking."

~Agnes De Mille

Body

"The body never lies."

~Martha Graham

Car Key Tag

This Car Key Tag is the perfect way to spread your company name and improve your business.

L.M.Montgomery

"I am very careful to be shallow and conventional where depth and originality are wasted."

-Lucy Maud Montgomery

The Issue of Zen

“The only Zen you find on tops of mountains is the Zen you bring there"

-Alan Watts

Flashing Lights

This promotions flashing light buttons each have a super-bright blinking LED in them that will catch the eye to show off a special logo. This is the ideal thing to wear for a party, for trick or treating, or for a night at the disco.

Shoes

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you have their shoes."

-Frieda Norris

E.E.Cummings

"Always the beautiful answer who asks a more beautiful question."

"To be nobody but yourself in a world that's doing its best to make you somebody else, is to fight the hardest battle you are ever going to fight. Never stop fighting."

"Once we believe in ourselves, we can risk curiosity, wonder, spontaneous delight, or any experience that reveals the human spirit."

"To like an individual because he's black is just as insulting as to dislike him because he isn't white."

"Unbeing dead isn't being alive."

-E.E.Cummings

Highlighters

Doctors, nurses, and kids at school will love these colorful syringe highlighters.

Don't Get Burned

"Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned.”

-Buddha

Timothy Leary

"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."

~Timothy Leary

Piano Box

Do you love music? Do you know anyone who does? This clever little piano box is just the thing for you.

Cher

“Until you're ready to look foolish, you'll never have the possibility of being great.”

-Cher

Kerouac

“The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn, like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes "Awww!”

-Jack Kerouac

Bath Confetti

Relax after a hard day of work in an ocean of bubbles created with this blue and white bath confetti.

Nelson

“Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that frightens us most. We ask ourselves, 'Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, and famous?' Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that people won't feel insecure around you. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It's not just in some of us; it's in all of us. And when we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others.”

-Nelson Mandela

Andy

"I never think that people die. They just go to department stores."

-Andy Warhol

Water Gun!!!

We have been getting some sun these last few days. I am so excitted for the summer so that I can swim and be in the sun! Another cool way to have fun with water are these flashy promotional water guns. They are perfect for big parties at the park or the beach.

Billy

"I quit flying years ago. I don't want to die with tourists."

-Billy Bob Thornton

Klinger

"Pure love produces pure nonsense."

-Jonathan Klinger

Stay Warm

This sweatshirt blanket is a great way to get through these last few cold months of Winter. They come in several comfortable colors and are the perfect way to snuggle up by the fire.

Love

"Love, by its very nature, is unworldly, and it is for this reason rather than its rarity that it is not only apolitical but anti-political, perhaps the most powerful of all anti-political human forces."

-Hannah Arendt

Dorothy

"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."

-Dorothy Parker

Venture Computer Bag

This Venture Computer Bag is a perfect way to protect your laptop as you carry it from class to class, or from meeting to meeting. Everyone has somewhere to be, make sure your laptop is with you when you need it most!

Mother

"Being unwanted, unloved, uncared for, forgotten by everybody, I think that is a much greater hunger, a much greater poverty than the person who has nothing to eat."

"I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love."

-Mother Teresa

Quote Today

"I use emotion for the many and reserve reason for the few."

-This Guy

Cute Critters

These cute critters come in a wide variety of colors and shapes and are made of soft smooth fabrics.

Dorothy Parker

"This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible. This was terrible with raisins in it."

-Dorothy Parker

Bette

“Cherish forever what makes you unique, 'cuz you're really a yawn if it goes.”

-Bette Midler Quotes

Celebrate America!

Celebrate the true meaning of your country with this patriotic maraca, its perfect for political ralleys, patriotic celebrations, and presidential elections.

Gandhi

"The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong."

-Gandhi

Kubrick

"There are few things more fundamentally encouraging and stimulating than seeing someone else die."

-Stanley Kubrick

Journal Writing

I need to write in my journal more. When I am writing in my journal I feel alot more organized, I feel like I know better what is going on in my life. Journal's are also a nice way to keep track of good quotes that you might hear. This journal is especially nice for writing down little thoughts.

Pablo Says

“Each second we live is a new and unique moment of the universe, a moment that will never be again. And what do we teach our children? We teach them that two and two make four, and that Paris is the capital of France. When will we also teach them what they are? We should say to each of them: Do you know what you are? You are a marvel. You are unique. In all the years that have passed, there has never been another child like you. Your legs, your arms, your clever fingers, the way you move. You may become a Shakespeare, a Michelangelo, a Beethoven. You have the capacity for anything. Yes, you are a marvel. And when you grow up, can you then harm another who is, like you, a marvel? You must work, we must all work, to make the world worthy of its children.”

-Pablo Picasso

Today's Quote(s)

"The only real valuable thing is intuition."

-Albert Einstein

One Classy Device

This Jumbo Desk Calculator is perfection, with its large buttons and fully functional large raised soft-touch keys, I think it is truly impressive. If only I had invented it! Its perect for college students, office workers, and anyone who is managing numbers.

Quote no.1

"Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful."

- Herman Cain

Nature Clock

Ever get sick of waking up to a blaring alarm? Wouldn't you rather wake up to sounds of a rainstorm or other relaxing sounds of the earth? With this clock you can!

More Exercise

So this exercise thing isn't going particularly fantastic, I am having a hard time getting my body into this health conscious mode after being so lazy over the holidays. For me it is sometimes a big help if I feel that I look like an exercising person, then I push myself to match the image. I do that a lot with my life, form an image, an idea and attempt to put everything else in line with it.

Anyway, as of today I am getting back to it. I have picked up some amazing running shoes, a very classy exercise shirt, and now all I need to do is pick up a pair of athletic pants and I will be good to go for a jog or to spin my guts out at the local fitness center tonight.

The Problem with Traditional Wallets

This problem is best illustrated in the Seinfeld episode 'The Reverse Peephole'.

Read on-

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Jerry: Maybe cheapness is a sense. You know it is better without this big wallet. It's more comfortable.

George: It doesn't matter if it's more comfortable. It's wrong.

Jerry: Why?

George pulling out his wallet.
George: Because important things go in a case. You got a skull for your brain, a plastic sleeve for your comb, and a wallet for your money.

Jerry holding up a hamburger while holding George's wallet.
Jerry: But look at this thing. It's-it's huge. You got more cow here than here.
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There you have it, folks, the dilemma of the century. Is it possible for a man to stay organized without crippling himself by having an enormous brick of leather jutting out from his pockets?


The answer is YES! The spine cracking days of painfully sitting on fat gigantic rectangles are over. A new dawn is upon us! Let the Millenium Leather Card Wallet save your body from needless pain, suffering, and horrific trips to the chiropractor.

The Pyramid

This classic color changing pyramid is a really soothing to watch in the evenings.

A Very Happy Day

Something very special came in the mail today...

It is so wonderful! Ah, but you have your doubts, you are probably asking yourself...

"how can a mini metal shopping cart be very useful?"

Let me show you.

A Brighter Day

During my break I was thinking of ways to get a little more organized at my job. I thought it would be nice to be able to mark my files and papers according to their importance so I ran out and picked up this brilliant Icon Press Up Memo / Tape Flag Dispenser. This way I don't have to keep track of a bunch of highlighters and I don't have to wonder where my post it notes are. I just press a button and I have everything at my finger tips that I would need to write down a quick note or mark an important file. Its a very slick way to improve the health of my working environment.

Keeping It Together

This bag is the coolest thing, I found this Leed's product today and I really want to get! Look at how perfectly it fits in a car and can hold all kinds of stuff like my cell, my camera, my gum, my mints, my sunglasses, or the music album that I am currently dragging around.

The Issue of Christmas Toys

I have been trying to think of something to give my nieces and nephews, but its hard because for instance, if I buy an older child a set of Lego's the younger child might find one of them and that could be really dangerous since toddlers will eat anything they find on the floor. But if I get a rattle or one of those cheesy toys that toddlers play with the older child will not like that either.

So after all of this I have finally settled on these colorful stress toys. They are big enough that a toddler cannot swallow them, they are fun, they are soft without any sharp edges or hard plastic, and they come in enough colors and themes that I can get ones that fit their interests no matter their age.
AND should they throw them at each other
(your kids wouldn't do that now would they)
the bruises will be minimal.
Merry Christmas!

New Years Gift Plans

So I have been planning a new years party for my uncle's company, which is a big undertaking.
I am trying to take care of every detail so that each guest will feel welcome and appreciated. I have already hired a wonderful catering service to cover the food and decorations, now all I have to do is put together some company gifts to send home with our guests.

Since golfing is the big thing for my uncle's company, and chocolate is always a favorite around the holidays, I think I will choose these delicious chocolate golf balls . I think I will also order some large stadium blankets since anyone can use one of those. To finish off the gifts I thought it would be appropriate to send everyone home with an inspirational wall calander to ring in a new year of friendship and good business.